Ever have back surgery?

I had a two level 360 fusion on lower back and have hardware...I also have two 10 inch rods and 18 screws in my dominant arm..".my body has over 4.5 feet of scars from various surgeries.."I had my right knee scoped three times and it's just healing from the last. I think it's fair to say I do my own stunts! I don't take pain meds at all....on occasion I take ibuprofen. Chicks really do dig scars!

How are the old bones holding up to the cleaning since you got back in the biz?

They are fine!...Im not officially started back up yet...another couple weeks. I have my boy and wont have a problem finding at least one good helper.

I knew we were related!

I just returned from a full physical with a new doctor...I think she felt I was a Zombie.

Pulse of 49
BP of 114 / 67
Took 6 attempts to find a vein that would provide a blood sample
Stab wounds
Gun shot wounds
My neck has 4" of metal plate and 24 screws
Knees scoped more than I can count
6" rod in my right forearm and a 3" one in my right hand

Despite the mess that is me....she determined that I was "Awesome".....direct quote by the way.

Just proves that the Medical profession is populated by idiots these days. Still feels good to hear a 30-something female doctor call you awesome...makes living on oatmeal and groaning on stairs almost tolerable.

Unlike you Devon, I go through a bottle of Tylenol every month...I'm impressed by your tolerance.

Take it slow getting that knee back up to speed...never want to rush them and look forward to the next one in 5-10 years.

Wow!...we must be. My wife is my issue when it comes to my health...she only knows half of what I do....and that half is made to look trivial.

Devon07 wrote:Wow!...we must be. My wife is my issue when it comes to my health...she only knows half of what I do....and that half is made to look trivial.

My wife gave me the stab wound....that is why we are divorced.

Dang...you got one of those cra cra gals!

My wife gave me the stab wound....that is why we are divorced. [/quote]

Sorry maybe I shouldn't find that funny. You're probably messing with us

I know....isnt that something! We may not want to ask about the gun shot....may be an old girlfriend. Maybe he is messing with us.

Doing dishes, got mad, through a coffee cup at me.....with a steak knife inside it.

Cup missed, knife didn't....left a 3 inch puncture wound. Started eating out a lot after that.

I never understood that stuff.....if and when my wife and I ever get into it...I send her home to mom and dad...lol they were the ones who didnt spank her when she was a kid. lol...we dont have that cra cra stuff going on....she likes to sleep at home rather than parents house. LOL

Devon07 wrote:I never understood that stuff.....if and when my wife and I ever get into it...I send her home to mom and dad...lol they were the ones who didnt spank her when she was a kid. lol...we dont have that cra cra stuff going on....she likes to sleep at home rather than parents house. LOL

Mine was pure Italian. Her parents called her shy and could never compare to fight night at her parents. Going there for the holidays was like watching a Royal Rumble.

milspec6 wrote:Doing dishes, got mad, through a coffee cup at me.....with a steak knife inside it.

Cup missed, knife didn't....left a 3 inch puncture wound.  Started eating out a lot after that.

You see how am I supposed to feel bad for Mil with a punch line like that. Damm that's funny.