I had an embarassing day

So I go clean for a repeat today. I'm talking to the lady of the house in the kitchen. I end the conversation and let her know I would begin vacuuming. I come back in and start vacuuming the master bedroom. In order to vacuum the transition between the bathroom and the room I open the bathroom door. To my surprise the customer is sitting on the toilet taking care of business. Oops I'm sorry     Who uses the restroom and leaves the door unlocked in the bathroom while the carpet cleaner is cleaning? I thought she was still in the kitchen.

are your alright? do you need counseling

I was a little nauseus

you will never wash that from your memory   

At that moment, you should have yelled "Fire" and hoped that she thought you were just trying to warn her, then run for the door.  

Did it smell like roses?!

Rosie poop

ouch, thats AWKWARD, really nothing to say just keep head down, finish job and hope next year they forgot LOL

I'm sure she will forget but that hurt my eyballs

Better than hurting ur other balls

Davey Cracker wrote:Better than hurting  ur other balls

LMAO !   

I did a similar thing but she was just getting out of shower standing there buck naked. We never spoke of it again but dang! She was hot.

Those situations happen....I was on the receiving end of a situation like Ken's back in college.

I lived in a basement apartment below a dental office (converted house) and they tended to trip breakers, which were located in my bathroom. I was in the shower when the receptionist came down to re-set the breaker thinking I was at work.

When she walked in, I was startled and held a hand towel in front of me. She continued to explain the situation and was quite chatty about it too. I was just trying to keep the hand towel strategically located.

When she left, I realized that behind me was a full-length mirror.  

LOL