Emergency cleaning

by Devon07 Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:01 pm

So, this "Dad" was watching his two year old while he is apparently sleeping on the couch.....I mean what could go wrong he is watching TV right? Well, I get a call and the guy is begging me to hurry and come help....I feel the serious need of urgency inside his voice as his wife's new living room set was soaked in baby oil......while the dad was sleeping his kid found baby oil and squirted it everywhere.....I got there and got everything cleaned and finished as she pulled up.....he said, hey sweetheart!? I had the guy scotch guard your new furniture for you......and she was buying it until one little thing was over looked.....he forgot why he woke up!.....he woke when the baby was squirting oil in his hair.......lmao! He never once thought about cleaning himself up, his wife let him get in knee deep before she started to question him....I was paid cash(rare) and was near the end of the driveway when the poop hit the fan. Poor guy!