What's the funniest thing that has ever happend to you at job

I'm setting up and asked the customer were I could connect to water. He points to the location of the hose bib. I get to the bib and move a bush out of the way and the guy had a life like rattle snake statue hidden under the bush in a ready to strike position. I cursed and jumped about 10 feet high the guy thought it was hilarious.

Go back and replace it with a real one.

LOL get him back real good. The only problem is I hate snakes.

Might not be funny to some but, I just dropped Duce in a bathroom and the PM walked in the home like 5 minutes later and walked right in. I laughed like crazy when she left.  

You should have just told him it was a new deodorizer you were testing out

I recall a house down in Lincoln where this girl had the fattest cat I had ever seen. He didn't like the wand much and chose to perch itself in the kitchen window. Apparently, it was too heavy for the window screen and fell right through it.

It gets better. Once I was done with the room and shut down, I could hear this wimpering cat out on the deck. I go to look thinking that maybe fatty Mcbutterpants didn't land on his feet either. When I got there, it was curled up in a ball with its paws over its head as a Robin was pecking it in the back of the head....a Robin!!!

The owner told me that there has been a family of Robins terrorizing her cat for weeks and she couldn't get the humane society to do anything about it.

Again, it was a family of Robins beating up her 20 lb. cat!!