Best phone call in years

I received a phone call today from a customer who needs 5400 sqft of carpet cleaned after a renter moved out. Here is how it went:

Me: No problem, do you know what type of carpet you have?
Cust: I think it was a nylon...about 5 years old.
Me: Are there any stains or areas that concern you?
Cust: Yes, there is an olive oil stain.
Me: How large of a stain?
Cust: About the size of 2 basketballs.
Me: That is a lot of oil, how did you manage to spill so much oil?
Cust: Long story.
Me: Did it stain your kitchen tile as well or is that carpeted too?
Cust: The stain isn't in the kitchen.
Me: The olive oil stain the size of 2 basketballs isn't in the kitchen?
Cust: No, it is in the Master Bedroom.
Me: (speechless)

This should be an interesting cleaning job next week...

 

Wear gloves

Is she HAWT?!?! lol.......maybe she will demonstrate how this oil was used, in return for a discount!  

It sounds like you were speaking the the owner of the house, but how does she know so much about this sex stain, ummmm errrrrrrrrrrr I mean "olive oil stain".  

S/O is real good with plant based stains, olive oil spill will disappear as you prespray cuz and may not be visible when you come thru to extract. But you know the black light will pick up certain other fluids.  

This scene from Drawn Together came to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDxzVuiom8


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That size of a stain probably penetrated the padding and into the sub flooring. Roll up your sleeve and pull out the water claw, for starters. There is a large percentage that wicking will occur. Get ready to water claw over and over again.

Charge accordingly!

Oh yes, and wear gloves.

milspec6 wrote:I received a phone call today from a customer who needs 5400 sqft of carpet cleaned after a renter moved out.  Here is how it went:

Me:  No problem, do you know what type of carpet you have?
Cust:  I think it was a nylon...about 5 years old.
Me:  Are there any stains or areas that concern you?
Cust:  Yes, there is an olive oil stain.
Me:  How large of a stain?
Cust:  About the size of 2 basketballs.
Me:  That is a lot of oil, how did you manage to spill so much oil?
Cust:  Long story.
Me:  Did it stain your kitchen tile as well or is that carpeted too?
Cust:  The stain isn't in the kitchen.
Me:  The olive oil stain the size of 2 basketballs isn't in the kitchen?
Cust:  No, it is in the Master Bedroom.
Me:  (speechless)

This should be an interesting cleaning job next week...

 nice one.

I have cleaned olive oil that was accidentally spilled but not inadvertently rubbed in. You gotta get a pic of the ass prints! Two basketballs, Ha!

 

Pat Carroll wrote:

milspec6 wrote:I received a phone call today from a customer who needs 5400 sqft of carpet cleaned after a renter moved out.  Here is how it went:

Me:  No problem, do you know what type of carpet you have?
Cust:  I think it was a nylon...about 5 years old.
Me:  Are there any stains or areas that concern you?
Cust:  Yes, there is an olive oil stain.
Me:  How large of a stain?
Cust:  About the size of 2 basketballs.
Me:  That is a lot of oil, how did you manage to spill so much oil?
Cust:  Long story.
Me:  Did it stain your kitchen tile as well or is that carpeted too?
Cust:  The stain isn't in the kitchen.
Me:  The olive oil stain the size of 2 basketballs isn't in the kitchen?
Cust:  No, it is in the Master Bedroom.
Me:  (speechless)

This should be an interesting cleaning job next week...

 nice one.

I have cleaned olive oil that was accidentally spilled but not inadvertently rubbed in. You gotta get a pic of the ass prints! Two basketballs, Ha!

 

I saw that imprint on a golf green one Saturday morning. Had feet prints running around the green.

Davey Cracker wrote:Is she HAWT?!?! lol.......maybe she will demonstrate how this oil was used, in return for a discount!  

It sounds like you were speaking the the owner of the house, but how does she know so much about this sex stain, ummmm errrrrrrrrrrr I mean "olive oil stain".  

Ha..ha..ha....