I had no idea that I was so old?

I've been feeling a little old this past year, but nothing like I did today.

I was at work filling out some job performance records and needed to verify my start date with my present job. In order to be certain of the exact date, I had HR send me a copy of my personnel file as it was 11 years ago and I didn't want to be incorrect.

When the file arrived, I looked up my hire date.......January 1, 1900!!!!

I called back and told them to get my retirement package ready as 115 years is enough and there would need to be a discussion about back pay as well. They haven't replied yet, but I can't wait to have fun with that phone call.

So, you didn't know it, but you actually have the oldest living human at the helm as moderator....lets see the other boards beat that for experience?

I hope you don't retire from the forum you old geezard

What a slave driver....can I have a day off at 120?

118 is min age for day off!

It's crazy they're so far off on that date.

you dont look a day over a 100!