A real real doozy

I received a call from a middle easterner. He asked how much to clean just two spots. That will be 75.00 Ammed. No not the whole room just two spots. That will be $75.00. You guys know where this is going right?

What kind of spots are they Ammmed? "They are red spot" Those are very tough to remove and I don't guarantee it. Oh It's OK you come. He said his address three times I still couldn't understand. He put his room mate on the phone and it wasn't any better. I asked him to spell it. He spelled "S' as in Sam and so forth. I hung up and just as I suspected there was no such street name. Now I now how you guys feel when I post I had an idea what the street name was so I texted him requesting the address sure enough it was the street name I suspected.

So Im getting red flags all over the place but I wanted to have some fun. So when I arrive 3 young middle easterners sitting around a Hooka pipe puffing it up one guy chanting some song. Hammed showed me around saw the red stains and I reiterated I can't guarantee removal Ammed. He showed me the bleached out spots next to his bed. I asked if used clorox to clean up spill he looked at me like he didn't understand and his room mate blurts out " yes he did"   That's permanent Hammed. I can't remove that.

I cleaned 2 rooms he asked me to wipe down this ashy looking stuff on the wall and the baseboard probably ash from the stuff they were smoking. Sure no problem.

As I was cleaning he pointed to the carpet and waived his hands to the kitchen, "You clean this". Note I didn't put a question mark next to "You clean this". I said, "Yes I clean that you pay me? He's said. " Ahhh it's ok"

After I was done he looked at the red stains that didn't budge, and stared at the bleached out spots in disappointment and looked surprised that they didn't come out.

Ammed you pay me or I go jihaad on your arse

Yep. Your just a carpet cleaner syndrome.
"Can you do my laundry? Wipe my but for me..."

Hope you asked to be paid in cash before starting?

Pay up or die..............d o y o u u n d e r s t a n d???

"You pay me or I go jihaad on your arse"

That's gotta be one of the funniest thing I ever heard, my stomach hurts from laughing

aw yes, the middle easterners... we know them all too well up here. Microsoft ships them over by the tens of thousands lol

they do programming cheaper than Americans will, normally the job would pay 110k/year and they will do it for 60-70k/year

raise the minimum to $120 and they wont even call anymore, except the good ones that are much easier to deal with