Have you Ever Been Hit on or Hooked up with a Customer??

I've been out with a few, in my younger days, when I really didn't need it. LOL

But I wouldn't mind at all if it happened. Being old n single now.

Lets hear your story's...........like how her bath towel fell off when she answered the door!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not going around hitting on customers.............No way would I even take that chance, of crossing the line and it going wrong......just thought it may make a fun topic.

Hit on a lot actually, but hooking up...no.

I do recall trying to sell a stain-guarding package on a soda recliner when the owner asked me if it repelled semen and if she could have a demonstration?

She was also in her 60's, so it wasn't all that great of a story actually.

Milspec....you really should do stand up!

Had one say she didnt have the money to pay and wanted to trade....I said the bill wasnt enough. lol Another was some college girls (around my age at the time) They kept losing clothes as time went on.....when I got there they were dressed fully and played a game where they obviously dared each other to see who would expose the most.....it was a tie. I went on to have some dates with the both of em...not together, which was my plan but not thiers.

Devon07 wrote:Milspec....you really should do stand up!

He did Devon

Devon07 wrote:Had one say she didnt have the money to pay and wanted to trade....I said the bill wasnt enough. lol  Another was some college girls (around my age at the time) They kept losing clothes as time went on.....when I got there they were dressed fully and played a game where they obviously dared each other to see who would expose the most.....it was a tie. I went on to have some dates with the both of em...not together, which was my plan but not thiers.

I think we have winner.

I had one lady on here bed wearing a high skirt while I was cleaning her bedroom. I made me feel uncomfortable but at least I was dual wanding

Davey Cracker wrote:I've been out with a few, in my younger days, when I really didn't need it. LOL

But I wouldn't mind at all if it happened. Being old n single now.

Lets hear your story's...........like how her bath towel fell off when she answered the door!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not going around hitting on customers.............No way would I even take that chance, of crossing the line and it going wrong......just thought it may make a fun topic.

Bad timing hey Dave

I took a couple on dates but I have never had anything untoward happen in their house.

I googled Kens company name and I found a video he did back on his younger days

OMG that was funny.

Lolol, that's hilarious
I've had a customer dropped her towel halfway in her bathroom and she did it while I was looking that way, I was shocked and didn't expect that at all, stared for a few seconds and apologized and she said oh that's okay, it happens sometimes and gave a seductive smiles, wrap herself back with the towel and went to her bedroom, the rest of the story is off limit
Another one is an older lady ( in her mid 40's while I was about 31 - 32 yo ), she has a huge nude picture of her self laying on her bed and she posed in the exact same pose as in the picture, in her night gown watching me clean, my brother in law came in and immediately asked me, are you okay ? I said yeah I'm fine, ha..ha..ha.....

I think Stanley Steamer charges extra for it

dp1 wrote:
Another one is an older lady ( in her mid 40's while I was about 31 - 32 yo ), she has a huge nude picture of her self laying on her bed and she posed in the exact same pose as in the picture, in her night gown watching me clean, my brother in law came in and immediately asked me, are you okay ? I said yeah I'm fine, ha..ha..ha.....

Looked like you saw a ghost?

I think a moral difference exists mainly in questionable conduct when the arrangement of the relationship warrants a particular level of professional trust that must be established and maintained like a physician, teacher, counselor, so being that any deviation of this can be considered inappropriate.

Should this same level of trust be expected within such a basic interaction between a customer and some guy hired to simply clean their carpets?

I say it is not the same, so any of you horny fookers who choose to indulge in the SINS OF THE FLESH, you have my blessing..........  







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Mo wrote:I googled Kens company name and I found a video he did back on his younger days

That was HAWT!!!

Goomer wrote:I think a moral difference exists mainly in questionable conduct when the arrangement of the relationship warrants a particular level of professional trust that must be established and maintained like a physician, teacher, counselor, so being that any deviation of this can be considered inappropriate.

Should this same level of trust be expected within such a basic interaction between a customer and some guy hired to simply clean their carpets?

I say it is not the same, so any of you horny fookers who choose to indulge in the SINS OF THE FLESH, you have my blessing..........  

We got the go ahead form the Goomer. Yes!!

I understand video can be challenging, but any still pics or quality audio is always welcome.

Remember, the frequency that opportunities like this present themselves is directly proportionate to how fat and old you are, (Exception-Ron Jeremy)and we all know it's all downhill from here for us fat bastards, so if such an opportunity should arise, better get while the gettin's good.

My time has come and gone my consolation is that I have a hot wife

Mo wrote:My time has come and gone my consolation is that I have a hot wife

Sure, but I still have my Aloe Vera plant....so we are almost even?

I'm reminded of a Rodney Dangerous joke here:

"I met a girl the other day, she told me to come over, there isn't anyone home"

"I came over, she was right, there was nobody home."

He got no respect I'll tell ya.

sorry but I think this topic has no value.

Matt; My carpet cleaner wrote:sorry but I think this topic has no value.

As a lot of things.........and I've found some threads to be of no value to myself also, so I ignore them, no biggie.

No one says a member here has to read, or respond to a thread..........But some of us like the lighter side, and to have a lil fun sometimes.

Move along, nothing to see here.